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I have been looking at apartments online and will meet with an agent when I visit this January. } says: Yes people out side of Miami think of South Beach, Palm trees, and the sun. Katie THE MOBILE IS +2348097302201. says: Hello The people are rude and ignorance runs rampant. We have everything: food, music, weather, good-looking people, entertainment, etc. When i discussed 16. I started to appreciate what I had in Florida. Miami is full of Caucasians, most of them dont speak Spanish, and they love it here, and us Cuban Americans, we get along just fine with our Angloe friends. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. The Heat aka El Heat, Dolphins, Marlins and Panthers. says: Si t eres tan culto como te jactas entenders perfectamente el espaol como yo entend tu ingls y la gente de Miami se comunica sin ninguna dificultad en varios idiomas. Funny how outside the USA Miami is portrated like a rich people's paradise basically. (An extension of the toilet called Cuba). i laugh more. //]]>. But I am sorry to say that a particular ethnic group made Miami as the Closest Foreign Country to the USA. He didnt ask me to pay for what he did for me all i was to do, was to provide the materials for the spell and i should believe that he had the power to help me. To wrap this up, my 2012 Lexus convertible is purchased not leased, i dont speak spanish, and I never plan on moving. BUT HE IS ACTUALLY REAL AND A VERY GOOD SPELL CASTER. } I know most people dont believe in spell casting but believe me this was my last option and the result i most say was impressive. Where I live now there is almost zero crime, everyone you run into is super friendly and warm, the area s stunning, with no rundown neighborhoods at all, it has an excellent public school system, the majority of people are church going or synagog going good people, but theres no pressure to religious. Born and raised in Miami, the best thing I ever did for my mental health and sense of compassion was move to Fort Lauderdale/Davie when I was 22. Awarded a TripAdvisor Certificate of Excellence. If you came here for a week and thought Miami was your new home, heres 25 realities you need to accept before you make our skyline your background on Facebook (even though you probably already have). Theres a give and take to living in paradise. So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day.What an amazing statement!! Marta vicentini [CDATA[ As time went on my mum grew tired of the marriage and wanted a divorce. Home of: The Blue-Blazer Douche. (1) If you want your ex back. I know grown men that cannot read or write better than a 10 year old from a literacy focused school district. About blood shed, war is always going to be in history that is just how it is. Three North Miami Beach commissioners who have been holding up city business by not showing up at meetings have been ordered back to work. Never mind the little gnats and bugs and mosquitos that eat you alive and stick to all your sweaty pores. Just as long as your a weekend getaway. However, I did notice one thing in all these 6 years living here. Using a beard trimmer, cut it all down to roughly 1. So after considering this important summations is also reasonable to consider the lack of interest of Americanizing and living the real American life. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 108';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 101';l[17]=' 112';l[18]=' 115';l[19]=' 105';l[20]=' 116';l[21]=' 110';l[22]=' 97';l[23]=' 121';l[24]=' 109';l[25]=' 109';l[26]=' 97';l[27]=' 115';l[28]=' 114';l[29]=' 100';l[30]='>';l[31]='\"';l[32]=' 109';l[33]=' 111';l[34]=' 99';l[35]=' 46';l[36]=' 108';l[37]=' 105';l[38]=' 97';l[39]=' 109';l[40]=' 103';l[41]=' 64';l[42]=' 108';l[43]=' 108';l[44]=' 101';l[45]=' 112';l[46]=' 115';l[47]=' 105';l[48]=' 116';l[49]=' 110';l[50]=' 97';l[51]=' 121';l[52]=' 109';l[53]=' 109';l[54]=' 97';l[55]=' 115';l[56]=' 114';l[57]=' 100';l[58]=':';l[59]='o';l[60]='t';l[61]='l';l[62]='i';l[63]='a';l[64]='m';l[65]='\"';l[66]='=';l[67]='f';l[68]='e';l[69]='r';l[70]='h';l[71]='a ';l[72]='<'; I am Tracy Jones from the United States and i have a good news to share to the entire world. Evalin Grishem 4. Not to mention we also have some of the best restaurants in the world. JC what in the world is he referring to? [CDATA[ The people who leave negative comments just prove my points for me, so I never take it seriously. Heck, I even like Cuban food and Salsa dancing and got a B+ in 12th grade Spanish! If youre a beach bum or an avid scuba diver, snorkeler or boater, you -might- be able to tolerate all the garbage and being drenched in sweat 24/7, even at night. is all the same? PS I live in Key West, I hate that stupid turquoise highway. else output += unescape(l[i]); } says: the only thing this article does is produce stupid comments from stupid people about what they deem to be stupid people. I wish to share my testimony with the general public about A great spell caster called (Dr Voke) have done for me, this temple have just brought back my lost ex lover to me with their great spell work, I was dating this man called Steven we were together for a long time and we loved our selfs but when I was unable to give him a male child for 5 years he left me and told me he cant continue anymore then I was now looking for ways to get him back and also get pregnant, until a friend of mine told me about this temple and gave me their contact email, then you wont believe this when I contacted them on my problems they prepared the items and cast the spell for me and bring my lost husband back, and after a month I missed my monthly flow and go for a test and the result stated that i was pregnant, am happy today am a mother of a set of twins a boy and a girl, i thank the temple once again for what they have done for me, if you are out there passing through any of this problems you can contact this great Dr for help listed below: Contact . var output = ''; Mike You might be surprised to find wholesome and luxurious ways of life that decent, educated, higher-class people lead as well as to witness amazing natural and cultural heritage sites. Left at 20, would never move back. says: Having been born and raised in Miami (Cuban family), I thought this article was great. Chris Tytell ). maxfortu //]]> says: Drivers insurance is high because dumb fucks think its ok where ever they came from, to not pay for insurance and not drive with out a license. You are a despicable person. The problem is I miss the warm weather and the beauty of Miami so much that I am very homesick. says: Matt, considering you write for Miami411, I assume youve never had the pleasure of interacting with the writers at the Miami Herald (whom I can assure you, all read). Thanks for proving the point of the article. How can properties be super expensive when good paying jobs are scarce ???? once again his email address is (. [CDATA[ But I am sad to say Cubans have given a bad reputation to Miami as a Banana Republic in the Southeast of USA. I am a college educated person with two decades of experience yet could not get a job because I am not bilingual or related to some ref. var output = ''; [CDATA[ says: My name is Tina Martinez from United States, I want to quickly tell the world that there is a real on line spell caster that is powerful and genuine, His name is DR OVIA, He helped me recently to reunite my relationship wih my Boyfriend who dumped me, When i contacted DR OVIA he cast a love spell for me and my Boyfriend who said he doesnt have anything to do with me again called me and started begging me. But anyway I am done - and the guy who wrote this is either really broke or has no social skills. Im not suggesting that tourism is not a godsend for the local economy, but it can also be the devil in disguise. //]]> dont be afraid! Of the 237. calicojack I thought I was about to live out a dream when I saw the sign that reads Entering Miami-Dade County, boy was I wrong. Oh the straw in mouth. David V Poor guy, his dick never grew to normal size and ended up as a columnist for an unknown magazine. Blackford Oakes It was obviously intended to be humorous, as some have already pointed out. If you have it- youre not going anywhere- haha how is that so hard to believe. Johnny Saint Its for the ignorant, rude and lazy 3rd worlders who dont want to improve themselves or learn anything new. Some people testified that he brought their Ex lover back, some testified that he restores womb, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and so on.There was one particular testimony I saw, it was about a woman called Erica,she testified about how papa dodo brought back her Ex lover in less than 72 hours and at the end of her testimony she drop papa dodo e-mail address. BENEDICT You say you are industrious, but we all know that when you hear of a successful Cuban it arises suspicious. // Coppertone lore. I know when you are been asked for space its usually because there is something fishy going on. Unless one can afford to live in a nicer/civilized part of miami/miami beach, that place is hell on earth. an we talk. but every else its truly soul less and a shock to someone from america, this is not usa. Comparing a turd to a pile of vomit.. 3 yr. ago. The Spa Concierge works to maintain the Spa's five star standards. Those who do not see this have most likely never ventured outside of Miami to other metropolitan cities that area ar more developed than miami currently is. Calicojack I felt like my life has come to an end, and i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time, but thanks to this spell caster called Great Baba whom i met online after my friend Paul Tricia told me how he also helped her to bring back her husband in less than 2 days. Great Baba is really a gifted and a powerful spiritual man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. Although people will still move here anyway. Most bosses arent any more knowledgeable or competent than their employees, they likely got the job because theyre friends with someone, or the moron who hired them never asked them a single relevant question or checked a single resume, or they were hot. bzoe ent. -Theyre gone now. HE ALSO SPECIALIZE IN THE THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS; (1) If you want your ex back. Cali Matt Meltzer Therapy focused model with zero administrative work. Of course someone from the real Jersey Shore.. Andif Miami will be underwater in who knows how long, better that I get my bum there asap. The one thing I noticed in all these comments was the people that have left Miami and experience something different, all liked the article and thought it was funny and accurate. Live here and be prepared for to observe a very fascinating pocket of Americathat many non-English speaking inhabitants truly believe all of America is just like Miami Love the list! l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 109';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 104';l[18]=' 110';l[19]=' 111';l[20]=' 105';l[21]=' 116';l[22]=' 117';l[23]=' 108';l[24]=' 111';l[25]=' 115';l[26]=' 97';l[27]=' 98';l[28]=' 111';l[29]='>';l[30]='\"';l[31]=' 109';l[32]=' 111';l[33]=' 99';l[34]=' 46';l[35]=' 108';l[36]=' 105';l[37]=' 97';l[38]=' 109';l[39]=' 103';l[40]=' 64';l[41]=' 101';l[42]=' 109';l[43]=' 111';l[44]=' 104';l[45]=' 110';l[46]=' 111';l[47]=' 105';l[48]=' 116';l[49]=' 117';l[50]=' 108';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=' 115';l[53]=' 97';l[54]=' 98';l[55]=' 111';l[56]=':';l[57]='o';l[58]='t';l[59]='l';l[60]='i';l[61]='a';l[62]='m';l[63]='\"';l[64]='=';l[65]='f';l[66]='e';l[67]='r';l[68]='h';l[69]='a ';l[70]='<'; I would hope contemplating moving here would regard Miami with an open mind instead of blindly listening to the nut that posted this. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 111';l[9]=' 111';l[10]=' 104';l[11]=' 97';l[12]=' 121';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 112';l[17]=' 109';l[18]=' 101';l[19]=' 116';l[20]=' 110';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 105';l[23]=' 116';l[24]=' 117';l[25]=' 108';l[26]=' 111';l[27]=' 115';l[28]=' 114';l[29]=' 101';l[30]=' 104';l[31]=' 103';l[32]=' 105';l[33]=' 72';l[34]='>';l[35]='\"';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 111';l[38]=' 99';l[39]=' 46';l[40]=' 111';l[41]=' 111';l[42]=' 104';l[43]=' 97';l[44]=' 121';l[45]=' 64';l[46]=' 101';l[47]=' 108';l[48]=' 112';l[49]=' 109';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 116';l[52]=' 110';l[53]=' 111';l[54]=' 105';l[55]=' 116';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 108';l[58]=' 111';l[59]=' 115';l[60]=' 114';l[61]=' 101';l[62]=' 104';l[63]=' 103';l[64]=' 105';l[65]=' 72';l[66]=':';l[67]='o';l[68]='t';l[69]='l';l[70]='i';l[71]='a';l[72]='m';l[73]='\"';l[74]='=';l[75]='f';l[76]='e';l[77]='r';l[78]='h';l[79]='a ';l[80]='<'; Ive lived in Miami the past 23 years. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Nah dawg this is BULLS&%$ BRO! var l=new Array(); at the office. La gringa If you love insane traffic, frequent car accidents, hot humid weather, a high cost of living, a language barrier, low high school graduation rates, and total abject hopelessness then move to Miami. Only got like 20 upvotes. var output = ''; I mostly love Miami for the beach. If there are that many leases on the road I know they will have it at least. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ can help you with any personal need.many people will try to sugar coat the truth and give you false hope but not Dr.Ewan he will tell you the truth and nothing but the truth and keep your hopes high and alive so, please dont waste your time and hope on somebody who doesnt deserve it contact him today @ . calories in porridge with semi skimmed milk what is the least crowded beach in georgia? I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. (13) solve a land issue and get it back. Yep, thats how a lot of people like to live down there - to not be accountable for their actions and intimidate/respond aggressively whenever the opportunity arises. Susanna should stick to Spanish because her English response was not grammatically correct at all. Pointing out defects of where you live is the first step necessary to improve it. Support company's philosophy and company culture through the use of "The Biltmore Legend" on And yes you knew this before arriving here with your 5 suitcases and $100 dollars in your pocket. 3. Asians are the fastest growing segment of the population and not Hispanics. local news and culture, Kyle Munzenrieder 2.8m members in the trashy community. email is . else output += unescape(l[i]); Its the Gods honest truth. Escape while you can! And finally, any big city has dumb or uneducated people. (That is overflowing with traffic and self-centered people.) How is it that d thong guy is funny, funny how? Miami, specifically Miami Beach, would truly be paradise without those superficial, arrogant, self indulging, materialistic douche bags. Every time I visit, I never want to leave. I know Spanish, I just refuse to speak it because I will not accommodate the morons I see every day who dont know English like they are supposed to. You Deserve More Than an Ordinary Vacation. .. Yovii Tony writes: else output += unescape(l[i]); for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ This is crap. Though I do love the surroundings. //]]> Miamians are the dopest papi chulos ever! Someone could say the old cooing that the culprits could be again the old Cubans that never were neither enticed nor taught to learn the language. I get your article is just attempting to be humorous but its far from intelligent satire. If youre an engineer, there are endless opportunities in aviation, biomedical, electrical, mechanical, and even systems engineering. Does it not require intelligence to read quantum mechanics and fluid dynamics journal papers? kenny hooks You are in denial! Scary !! Riccardo Try the great papa dodo today, he might be the answer to your problem. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 109';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 104';l[18]=' 110';l[19]=' 111';l[20]=' 105';l[21]=' 116';l[22]=' 117';l[23]=' 108';l[24]=' 111';l[25]=' 115';l[26]=' 97';l[27]=' 98';l[28]=' 111';l[29]='>';l[30]='\"';l[31]=' 109';l[32]=' 111';l[33]=' 99';l[34]=' 46';l[35]=' 108';l[36]=' 105';l[37]=' 97';l[38]=' 109';l[39]=' 103';l[40]=' 64';l[41]=' 101';l[42]=' 109';l[43]=' 111';l[44]=' 104';l[45]=' 110';l[46]=' 111';l[47]=' 105';l[48]=' 116';l[49]=' 117';l[50]=' 108';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=' 115';l[53]=' 97';l[54]=' 98';l[55]=' 111';l[56]=':';l[57]='o';l[58]='t';l[59]='l';l[60]='i';l[61]='a';l[62]='m';l[63]='\"';l[64]='=';l[65]='f';l[66]='e';l[67]='r';l[68]='h';l[69]='a ';l[70]='<'; Miami is simply not the place for a young man or woman to begin his/her career. Webmiami is full of douchebags summer seminar usafa 2021 miami is full of douchebags. says: This is so so true. Miami is also getting more and more populated which puts more stress on the system even more. Marina Webmiami is full of douchebags Call us today! Den } President Carter was the one who allowed Miami to become the sewer it is today by allowing the Mariel boatlift Cubans Card Blanche which continued until the Clinton administration. My advice to kind down to earth people who prefer a sower paced lifestyle with nicer people is to move far away from Miami. NI LOCO!! Web@mindstatex @EtherealVg @bronzeagemantis it's very regional. says: I love this article. years of our marriage, when found out that my husband was says: Being a WHITE ANGLO over 40 years old, growing up and living in Miami for over 35 years, I can tell you this list hit the nail right on the head. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; (6) You want to be rich. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_Y2AoXy17Qt').innerHTML = output; Are you interested in ballet, opera, or musical theatre? says: Moved to Miami 6 years ago and unfortunately have to admit that most of the content is spot on. I cant believe my eighth grade sisters journalism program has progressed so far. says: Its great that you love the city, but compared to ANY OTHER MAJOR CITY in the United States, Miami is far less intelligent, ruder, lazier, has shitty paying jobs, unscrupulous employers and unscrupulous landlords, who feel that laws are little more than suggestions. So you are in no place to call out an immigrant, say they bring in crime, when your pilgrim ass wiped out native Americans and spilled blood. I hate it when people sh*t where they eat. alexis (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) I still am practicing English ONLINE in chat rooms after 6 YEARS!, since most people dont want to speak English here. Miami is 67% Hispanic. so this was how i get my family back after a long stress of brake up by an evil lady so with all this help from DR Sunny, i want you all on this forum to join me to say a huge thanks to DR Sunny and i will also advice for any one in such or similar problems or any kind of problems should also contact him his email is )(. says: I was born and raised in Miami, 30 years. You have a bunch of dumb, low class people who have turned prime beach real estate into a bigger version of an Arkansas Trailer Park. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me says: Frank R: Do they immigrate or do they ILLEGALLY ENTER and or ILLEGALLY STAY? 9. 7. So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. This is hilarious. Frank R. You will down in your own filth. Dressing for a few cold days means wearing a hoody with your flip flops Lucy says: Please bear in mind that most of this was written tongue in cheek (as in, bend over while I pull the corn cob out of your ass, your UPTIGHTED-ness). Escape while you can. THATS the general imaginary complaint in your skewed little reality. //

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