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the web and also on Android and iOS. Get out of it for a while. [whispering] It'll pass. Danny: Uncle Monty: I've been preparing myself to forgive you. Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. Oh, how I tried not to. Marwood: Don't get uptight with me, man. You're not leaving me in here alone. Especially that little pimp! [cheerfully hopping back over the wall] Lets take a look at the following list and find out the best Withnail and I quotes. Marwood: Scrubbers! He doesn't have any friends. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum! These are the sort of windows faces look in at! He's an expert. I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. Yes, you are! One of us has got to stay on guard. Withnail: So he looks at the Coalman and says, "What's all this? Withnail: Wait till the morning, we'll go in together. It's impossible, I swear it. [Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window]. Now, come along, he's going to revitalise himself and you're going to finish the vegetables. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave oerhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. And for once Im inclined to believe that Withnail is right. If you think you're going to have a weekend's indulgence up here at his expense, which means him having a weekend's indulgence up here at my expense, you got another thing coming. Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder]. Had a weight under his fez. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. It's society's crime, not ours. Danny: you little traitors. This doll is extremely dangerous. Clearly a myth. : Withnail and I. I find the quote read by Monty from the note written by the poacher very usable: "Here, Hare, here." Surely Herr Hare Here. It's obsessed with its gut, it's like a bloody rugby ball now! For reasons I can't really discuss with you, he had to go to Jamaica. It's you he wants. Withnail: What fucker said that? Ponce! Eat some cake. I've been to drama school. Here is the clip. Any minute now he's going to rush out and get into his tights. Withnail: Marwood : No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. "I fuck arses." I been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. Withnail: If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry neither did they. I want something's flesh! Come on lads, let's get home. Making enemies of our own futures. Soak up the booze. We mean no harm! All right, get hold of it. Don't suppose you've engaged, have you? Jake: Now look, you. reading, studying, and reflecting this history have led to this moment. Withnail: There can be no true beauty without decay. We're doing a feature for Country Life. Monty: They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us. Withnail: It's ridiculous. And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. Irishman: Withnail: [stands barefoot, about to leave Withnail and Marwood's flat] Tea Shop Proprietor: Oh dear no no No, I'd be sucked into his trap! Withnail: All right, this is the plan. [approaching the pub] Isaac Parkin: We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. [referring to the radish on Monty's lapel] Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. "Here, Hare, Here" -Monty (responding to rabbit nailed to door . We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. Then you gotta change its drawers for it. Marwood: It's got to warm up. Withnail: Prostitutes for the bees. They dont like me being on stage. Withnail: [Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon] My brain's capsizing, I've gotta unfuck my brain! You have done something to your brain. You merely imagined it. We've gone on holiday by mistake. [they stop and look at each other. It's trying to get itself in with you. ""Here. Opened the oven door and it was in there looking at me. 4 Mar. Oh, my boys, my boys, we're at the end of an age. Hair are your aerials. What should we do? You got a rush. Withnail: by Anonymous: reply 16: February 3, 2021 10:58 PM: I've gone on holiday by mistake. God fulfils himself in many ways. An expert on bulls you are not! Withnail: There is, youll agree, a certain je ne sais quoi oh so very special about a firm, young carrot.. It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint. He can eat his ****ing radish. It takes away your appetite just looking at it. Monty: If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry - neither did they. Precisely the reason I'm smoking it. Here.". What the fuck do you mean? You're looking very beautiful, man. No fridges, no televisions, no phones. I want something's flesh! [he picks up the kettle on the stove. Why trust one drug and not the other? Danny: [gesturing at the wine bottles and Marwood in the back] It's you he wants. This is a far superior drink to meths. Withnail: All right here? It's ridiculous. You beastly little parasite, how dare you! A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints, please. We can't go on like this. I expect they're dead down the drain. Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it? Be seated. You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks! Withnail: The man is rich and homosexual and he tries to persuade them, but he gives up because he's convinced there's something between them. There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this fucking mountainside! Let him get his drugs out. Have you either of you got shoes? Marwood: You know what we should do? Withnail: Balls, I'll swallow it and run a mile! The paragon of animals! We worked out it would be handy karma for him to get hold of a suit but he's a very low temperature spade, the Coalman. Oh dear, no, no, no, I'd be sucked into his trap. Marwood: (Takes the shotgun) Well let me tell you something, Withnail. How you feel. Marwood: Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here! We are multimillionaires. Jake: [holding up a pill] Wake up you bastard, or I burn this bastard bed down! I tried not to. Rejuvenate. Marwood: A coward you are, Withnail! The police, Miss Blennerhassett. Got busted coming back through Heathrow. We get in there and get wrecked, then we'll eat a pork pie, then we'll drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each. Marwood: You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser and sellotape this valve to the end of the old chap. Danny: Monty: [high-pitched voice] Monty: What are you doing up here, then? Outvie him. Vegetables again. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. The man was fined $10,000 and was ordered to pay $1,843 in restitution to Maine. [voiceover] Withnail: Look at this; accident blackspot? Marwood: Monty: Marwood: Quite freaked me at the time. Would you like a drink? How noble in reason! Marwood: Withnail: [Withnail's lonely, aging homosexual uncle Monty has gone home, leaving a note humbly apologising for the desperate sexual advances he made on Marwood the night before]. Withnail. Marwood: He told me that first day you came to Chelsea. Monty: Well, of course you dont, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. Listen, we're bona fide. Marwood: How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader?! Just you wait! Withnail: Two quid? All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. For all of us, quotes are a great way to remember a book and to carry with us the author's best ideas. Scrubbers! You mustn't blame him. You hold it down, I'll strangle it. This is a court, man. You haven't got a chance! You don't understand. In this case, it most certainly would not. It'll happen. Throw yourself into the road, darling! To offer it the show of violence", [as Monty continues to recite the line from Hamlet, Marwood gets up and whispers in Withnail's ear]. [fondling the money Monty has given them to buy Wellingtons] Dosed 'em. It was like walking into a lung. How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader! You've got a rush. Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain]. Yes, but if it rains, we're buggered. Withnail: I think it's time to release you from the lgumes, and transfer your talents to the meat. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. Wake up, you bastard or I burn this bastard bed down! ", Oh! Get into the countryside. Peter Marwood ("I"): Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! So we're gonna make one that shits itself as well. We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires! And that's why you mustn't hold back, let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric. [holding up a Fairy Liquid bottle with a strap and a tube]. Marwood: You never discuss your family, do you? When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. It sent chills up and down my spine when Keith quotes Prabhupada when he said . - Washington Irving. It's full of brilliant quotable lines: "We've gone on holiday by mistake!" "My thumbs have gone weird". quotes duty call warfare modern war. And how dare you tell him I love you?! [pulling a pheasant out of his coat] Cos if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. I'm good looking. [with his mouth full] How can it be so cold in here? Danny: I'm preparing myself to forgive you. Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. [while high on drugs] Withnail: Marwood: Get that damned little swine out of here! Withnail: I'll not have this shag sack insulting me! [Jake has left a dead hare hanging on the cottage door, along with a note], Monty: Well, of course you don't, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? . He told me about your problems. 'He used to get in bad tempers and act up,' said his wife. No fridges, no televisions, no phones. [he swerves dangerously through the motorway traffic]. Danny: If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present! Withnail: Well neither have I. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. Monty, Monty! I'll deal with the water and other plumbings, you can check the fuel and wood situation. Withnail: You lead him astray. Withnail: Withnail: *I'll show the lot of you*! Marwood: [Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. Well, that can't be sensible, can it? And soon, I suppose, I shall be swept away by some vulgar little tumour. It won't be the first time I've been left with the couch. Withnail: Scrubbers! It is called a Camberwell Carrot. Please don't. What's your name, MacFuck? My partner's got a really good idea for making dolls. How dare you! You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside. Listen, I pay you 10 percent to do that. Withnail: Monty: I could hardly piss straight with fear. Withnail: How infinite in faculties! Withnail & I is in my personal Top 5 movies of all time for re-watchablity and scathing dialogue. Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot? This pill's valued at two quid. Grab its ring. Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. [Heckles pedestrian] Throw yourself into the road, darling, you haven't got a chance! Monty: Here hare here! Marwood: And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. I demand to have some booze! Got a bit carried away. Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. Withnail: Danny: We want the finest wines available to humanity. Raymond Duck. You got a rush. Withnail: St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. Withnail: We worked out it would be very handy karma for him to get hold of a suit. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour. Uncle Monty: Sherry? [voiceover] We've got to get some booze. [after a phone call with his agent] I adore you. You never discuss your family do you? Sherry? Marwood: This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. There's a man over there that doesn't like the perfume, the big one. I think we've been in here too long. [the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them. Jesus Christ, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. Danny: The Withnail and I film script contains a virtually non-stop array of one-liners from all the main characters - and for this reason the film is often touted as being one of the most quotable films ever made. Where's the aspirins? Monty: We're working on a film up here. Withnail: [reading from the paper] "In a world exclusive interview, 33-year-old shotputter Geoff Woade, who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that! [calmly] Uncle Monty: Oh! Look out that window, if you see anything, anything at all, tell me. Withnail: Then the fucker will rue the day! No, man, this was more like a long white hat. Aren't you getting absurdly high? There's nothing out there except a hurricane. Withnail: I think a drink, don't you? How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack? Why don't I get any soup? Withnail: You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house? Isaac Parkin: Don't threaten me with a dead fish! It will die, it will die! General: And we want them here, and we want them now! General: Listen, I think you should strangle it instantly in case it starts trying to make friends with us. Look at this - accident blackspot? Withnail: Half an hour? We're not from London! Oh, of course you are. Marwood: What happened to your cigar commercial? The meaning dawns on him. You're not in the same boat. [looking at a newspaper] [they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark]. And we want them here, and we want them now! I'm a friend of Montague Withnail's. The older order changeth, yielding place to new. I think you've been punished enough. What a piece of work is a man. For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a philosophy by which we live. Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). 1 comment. Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. It features Paul Heller as producer, Lord David Dundas, and Rick Wentworth in charge of musical score, and Peter Hannan as head of cinematography. Withnail: [Marwood comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel]. Withnail: Im in the same boat. Danny: Withnail: Go with it. Will we never be set free? Street: the embalmer. Withnail: Waitress: Easy for you to say, luvvie, you've had an audition. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. 1 likes. That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Withnail: There can be no true beauty without decay. This doesn't go down at all well. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! You're simply blackmailing your emotions to avoid the realities of your relationship with him. Me? It's like Greenland in here. I tell you, I've a f*** sight more talent than half the rubbish that gets on television. Withnail: You've had an audition. No more than you have. You can never, never disguise it. Marwood: How noble in reason! Withnail: Then stick it in the soap tray and save it for later. Withnail: How dare you! How can it be so cold in here? 2 pound 10 a tit and a fiver for his arse! Monty: [to the cat] you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine. Nor women neither. I mean look at us! 4 Mar. [she still doesn't answer. We live in a kingdom of reigns, where royalty comes in gangs. Come on, old boy. Speed, is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane Time change. You're looking very beautiful, man. It will pass. *You'll all suffer*! Danny: Marwood: We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. Listen to me, listen to me! Marwood: Talk:Withnail and I. We're incompatible. You're out of your mind! I assure you I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly. I don't consciously offend big men like this. But I never really had it in my blood, and that's what's so essential, isn't it, theatrical zeal in the veins. He had a weight under his fez. We want the finest wines available to humanity. Your email address will not be published. [a live chicken is standing on the table]. But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing. You've got soup. Belongs to the fellow downstairs. Withnail: The thermostats! I'm the firelighter and fuel collector. That's what you say. Monty: You know, farmers, travelling tinkers, milkmen, that sort of thing. I don't want to hear anything. Marwood: What a piece of work is a man! I'm in a park and I'm practically dead. Of course he's the fucking farmer! The wankers on site don't drink it because they can't afford it! Matter. [pulling some goo out of the sink] Followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets. Tanks. Marwood: I didn't call you inhumane. Withnail: Good old Jake. quotes military heroes famous quotesgram. The only people he converses with are his clients and occasionally the police. Armed with this splendid script, Richard E. Grant executes a tour de force as a relentlessly angry-at-the-world unemployed actor and raging alcoholic. I know where you are, you're at Crow Crag. I was gonna cook onions. share. It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. All right, this is the plan. No, no, no, dear boy, you must leave, you must leave. Oh, look at this little bastard. Reflecting these times. He wants to get down there and have sex with those cows. Withnail: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you. Danny: So, there's this judge sitting there in a cape like fucking Batman with this really rather far-out looking hat. We'll be found dead in here next spring. You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it! Ponce! Withnail: Sulking up the hill. Withnail: Irishman: The fucking kettle's on fire! What's in your hump? Marwood: A self-sustained nicotine-yellow and fly-blown lung. Withnail: The sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. Ive absolutely no interest in yours. We'll buy this place and have it knocked down! Then why's he wearing that old suit? Two out-of-work actors -- the anxious, luckless Marwood and his acerbic, alcoholic friend, Withnail -- spend their days drifting between their squalid flat, the unemployment office and the pub. Uncle Monty: Oh, my boys, my boys, forgive me. To tutor it in the ways of righteousness, and procure some uncontaminated urine. Withnail: (He spits out a globule of phlegm) Jesus, look at that. He can eat his ****ing radish. Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare. Dont be ridiculous. I will say one thing for Monty, he keeps a sensational cellar. This is a court, man. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts . I'm not gonna understudy anybody. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. It's a bloody chicken! He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken, a few minutes later, Withnail re-enters the cottage holding a wet stick, Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon, Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window, looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes, he picks up the kettle on the stove.

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