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Male Student: [surveying a wrecked apartment building corridor having climbed over thirty flights of stairs with his proton pack]. Dr. Egon Spengler: Past-life experience intruding on present time. You're the best one on your row. I'm Peter. I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. Nobody choosed anything! Can I talk to Dana? I'm getting a little tired of this. Peter slaps the machine out of Egon's hand, Turns over the card and zaps the male student, to the male student, and holding up another card, Peter's hand slowly reaches for the zapping trigger, holding ghost trap like a rat by the tail, as he, Peter and Egon leave the hotel, Ray calls out to the witnesses, a giant marshmallow man crashes through the streets of New York, possessed by Vinz Clortho a.k.a. The full television commercial (as filmed, but without the on-screen graphics), along with five minutes of outtakes, can be found on the 2019 Ghostbusters 1 & 2 4K/Blu-ray set. I've WORKED in the private sector. Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no, NO! I've always wanted to do this [He yanks a tablecloth off of a table, overturning and shattering everything except the centerpiece in the middle]. [to the male student] Dr. Egon Spengler: I climbed on the ledge and tried to disconnect the cable, but I couldn't get in, so you know what I did? Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon what've you got left? script may have started as a wild Aykroyd idea, but thanks to his creativity and Ramis and Reitman keeping it grounded, a unique and beloved franchise was born. Earthquakes, volcanoes Winston Zeddemore: I believe that everything happens for a reason. Dr. Peter Venkman: Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy. [Venkman arrives at 55 Central Park West, a few minutes after Louis was chased out by the demon Vinz Clortho]. Some are people who just want attention. I didn't choose anything [long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray]. Dr. Egon Spengler: Ghostbusters, what do you want? Did you see it? Oh, good, that makes me feel so much better. Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule. Will there be any more of them? WHAT "just popped in there?". Oh, my *God*. Forget MIT or Stanford now. We can take it. The trio run away screaming, half in shock, half in amazement, hands Egon a petri dish filled with ectoplasmic residue, Louis is being chased by the demon Vinz Clortho, after the beautiful female student has guessed 5 out of 5 cards right while he has "none"; actually he has one, Dana has been possessed by the demon Zuul, looking at the temporary sign on Ghostbusters HQ while a worker is hanging it up, hears a siren approaching and an old, gray station wagon pulls up in the driveway, looks and sees Stantz in the driver's seat, gets off the elevator and Louis comes out of his apartment, tries to go back into his apartment but he's locked himself out, offers Ray a drink, which he reluctantly accepts, Egon is running tests on Louis who has been possessed by Vince Clortho a.k.a. Dr. Peter Venkman : [ as the Ghostbusters approach Gozer ] Grab your stick! Dr. Peter Venkman: Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian god is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city? ", Winston Zeddemore: May I help you? Dr. Raymond Stantz They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! Dr. Peter Venkman: [training Winston] And at the end of the scene, all they're able to tell them is, "Well, you've got a knocking." What's Gozer? sword fight on the heights script pastebin. [as the Ghostbusters approach Gozer] [possessed by Zuul] But it all had to come from somewhere, which is why we will be looking at the Ghostbusters script. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Shut it off! Dr. Peter Venkman: As filmed, the parts with the family were eliminated (though some of the dialog was repurposed for the Ghostbusters II commercial ), just leaving Peter, Ray, and Egon to give their spiel in front of the firehouse. Walter Peck: Well, this is great. I'm getting stronger readings here. Are you the Gatekeeper? I did that, I did that That's my fault. Dr. Egon Spengler charges his proton pack, Chambermaid enters Hallway/corridor from Hotel Room, Ray and Egon shout and blast her cart with proton beams, the Victorian Lady Ghost is floating in mid-air, reading a book, Dana is at home doing exercises as she watches the news on television, Ghostbusters fire away at Slimer; chandelier falls to the floor, the Ghostbusters arrive at the Sedgewick Hotel in Ecto-1, fully decked out in uniform and gear, a pretty lady goes by. Oh, I got to get some sleep, I'm dying. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now? Dr. Peter Venkman: I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer. Whoa! Were in a golden age of TV writing and development. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Groundhog Day, while popular on release, has continued to receive immense acclaim as one of the best 90s movies of all time. Talk about telekinetic activity, look at this mess! It just popped in there. Forty years of darkness! Well, everybody's heard ghost stories around the campfire. Killed by a hundred-foot marshmallow man. Two statues on Barretts apartment building come to life and take over the bodys of both Barrett and her nerdy neighbor, Louis Tully. Dr. Egon Spengler: This job is definitely not worth $11,500 a year. That oughta do it. You go get a court order, and I'll sue your funny ass for wrongful prosecution. Exactly what are you a doctor of, Mr. Venkman? Casey Kasem: Why don't you have some of the brie, it's at room temperature! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Successful test. While funny, it also gives us an example as to how uniquely written these characters are. Walter Peck: Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Peter Venkman: Myth? Well that's great. Hotel Manager: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: The Keymaster, Venkman tries to wipe the slime off of his hand, Dana, possessed by "The Gatekeeper," answers the door, She slams the door in his face. Generally, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. Dr. Peter Venkman: You're very handy, I can tell. You think it's too warm in here for the brie? Various New York people carry out unfriendly activites. You don't think it's too subtle, Marty, you don't think people are going to drive down and not see the sign? I want you inside me. Dr. Egon Spengler: Louis: It was even chosen by the Library of Congress to be preserved in the National Film Registry in 2006. Oh yes you will, I'll make sure you will. No, I'll tell *you* what's hazardous. "We know we've got a knocking! Let me guess: Gozer worshipers. This is obviously more political in nature, but it ties back to the start a business element that keeps the movie grounded. Dr. Egon Spengler: So, does anybody wanna play Parcheesi? Bite your head off, man. You're not supposed to have pets in the building. I don't know where they get these guest conductors. Dr. Peter Venkman: Today, the entire Eastern Seaboard is alive with talk of incidents of paranormal activity. But now, as if some unforeseen authority [the Ghostbusters arrive at the Sedgewick Hotel in Ecto-1, fully decked out in uniform and gear]. I'll tell you the effect is, it's pissing me off! Alright, okay. Well, that's all right. ,Winston Zeddemore: Dr. Peter Venkman: [Ray looks at Peter, who nonchalantly nods yes], [Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]. But we are having a special this week on proton charging and storage of the beast Dr. Peter Venkman: I love this plan! And to paraphrase Peter Venkman, the franchise rights alone made them rich beyond their wildest dreams. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dean Yeager: [Egon pulls out a calculator and starts punching in numbers. Got him! Dana Barrett: If you want to continue reading screenplays, we have similar titles like Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, and Inglourious Basterds in our screenplay database. [Holds up another card] Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on. Break it up! You havin' a good time, Mark? This chick is TOAST! Ray for a moment, pretend that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on. Wow. And then I slammed the refrigerator door and I left. Okay, whatever happens, let's be professionals. Ghostbusters Script PDF Download Click to view and download the entire Ghostbusters script PDF below. Gee, I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. Bye! for four big ones, Four thousand dollars for that. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Raymond Stantz: We go to jail - peacefully, quietly. What are trying to prove here, anyway. Frankly, I've heard alot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess any possibility of dangerous and possibly hazardous waste chemicals in your basement. I bet you like to read a lot, too. I've quit better jobs than this. Investigating, the officer discovers a huddled mass of ghosts and vapors hovering directly over the tracks. You are so kind to take care of that man. No. I *don't* know. My mind is totally blank. Dr. Peter Venkman : Make 'em hard! [hesitates] The busters decide its time to destroy Gozer more directly by attacking the interdimensional portal on the apartment roof. oh, wait, wait, i've always wanted to do this! The part where the bookcase falls over and Peter asks Ray "Has this ever happened to you before?" was not part of the original script. Dr. Peter Venkman: Police Captain: Insert the trap, release, close, lock the system. [interrupting] Venkman turns to the real estate agent]. And for the ones that are there, you can laugh and enjoy them as they are. This successful case turns into many, as the ghostbusters take over New York City as high profile exterminators, from interviews to news articles wondering about ghosts civil rights. Police Sergeant: Walter Peck: [to Peck] Janine Melnitz: Well be going over who wrote Ghostbusters and see how the script, while a little different from the final film, provided the basis for memorable quotes, characters, and themes. new zit popping videos 2020 . Effect? [to the Mayor] Dr. Raymond Stantz: Its only after government incompetence brings back the ghosts that the mayor goes for the privately managed but voter-friendly option. It "is" a star,. Dr. Egon Spengler: Do you want this body? I think he can hear you, Ray. Male Student: Look, this wasn't here! Dana. And then she threw me out of her life. The Ghostbusters script may have started as a wild Aykroyd idea, but thanks to his creativity and Ramis and Reitman keeping it grounded, a unique and beloved franchise was born. Yeah, it's a sign, all right. We came, we saw, we kicked its ass! This is the Ghostbusters' commercial that partially appears in the film, as written in the script. By Valerie Thompson / Feb. 22, 2023 11:26 am EST. They hate this. Dr. Egon Spengler: The ghostbusters are locked up but soon released, as the mayor doesnt know how to handle the freed ghosts situation. Dr Ray Stantz: They expect *results*. Gozer's final form was described as " David Bowie meets Grace Jones ". Just relax. Let's say this Twinkie represents all of the Psychokinetic Energy in the New York area. Whoa! Hello! Move 'em out. Dana Barrett: Dr. Egon Spengler: Whoa-oa! Hotel Manager: Gozer the Traveler. It's looking at me. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Raymond Stantz: You're not cheating me, are you? Dr. Peter Venkman: Anything. A full torso apparition, and it's real. Do you have any hobbies? All right, this chick is TOAST. What I'd really like to do is talk to Dana. Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Raymond Stantz: [after Gozer disappears] Annette! Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Peter Venkman: [impatiently slaps Peter on the forehead] Dr. Egon Spengler: You do *your* job, pencilneck. Dr. Egon Spengler: in English from Florida International University, along with certificates in Film Studies and Asian Studies. They gave us money and facilities. You, however, seem to regard science as some kind of dodge or hustle. Venkman knocks again, Venkman shakes hands with Peck and still has ectoplasm on his hands, Peck is wiping the ectoplasm on his jacket, Janine opens the front door and sees a policeman, as Dana puts strings on her cello, Ray is being interviewed by Joe Frankin on television, shouting from the top of a fireman's pole upstairs, Venkman looks at Spengler. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dana Barrett: I've gotta get this in the clear! That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me. No, no. Ray. Aaaaaahhh! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off man, I'm a scientist. Walter Peck: ,Dr. Egon Spengler Dr. Raymond Stantz: You had your chance to cooperate, but you though it would be more fun to insult me. Dr. Raymond Stantz: and that's only gonna come to one thousand dollars, fortunately. Oh, I'd really like to, Louis, but I have to go rehearsal now. They say they have a warrant. Walter Peck: Dr. Peter Venkman: Ghostbusters is an extremely quotable script, even if it doesnt contain each and every famous line from the final film. Well, that's what I heard! And would this storage facility be located on these premises? Hey! and don't stare at me you got the *bug eyes*. Dr. Peter Venkman: More and more people are flocking to the small screen to find daily entertainment. Dr. Egon Spengler: Tell me what this is. Differences and Similarities We never talk any more. [the Slimer charges at Venkman] Janine Melnitz: But with renowned freedom, Venkman encourages Stantz and Egon to go into business for themselves as ghost catchers. Dr. Raymond Stantz: The Destructor is coming. [somberly] I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people. Set your entry grid, neutralize your field and the light is green, the trap is clean! Dana Barrett: Well, that's all right. Sir, what you had there is what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal, repeating phantasm or a class-five full-roaming vapor. [gets out] [Egon is running tests on Louis who has been possessed by Vince Clortho a.k.a. Gatekeeper! All in a day's work, ma'am. Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Peter Venkman: Louis: Dr. Egon Spengler: You're always so concerned about your reputation. I am The Gatekeeper! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dana Barrett: I saw it! Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis? LET'S DO IT! Dr. Raymond Stantz: Listen, that reminds me, you shouldn't leave your TV on so loud when you go out. Yeah, well, I do. Very simple, really. Meanwhile, Venkman and the gang did manage to learn more about whatever is going on at Barretts apartment, with Venkman asking her out for dinner to talk about it. Since the mid-80s, few films have entered the pop cultural landscape and stayed there like Ghostbusters. Dana Barrett: Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: The phone-in topic Today: "Ghosts and Ghostbusting." Dr. Peter Venkman: Hotel Manager: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Shut these off. [after Ray thinks of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and it appears, stomping through New York City] Dr. Raymond Stantz: Yeah, what have you got? I had no idea it'd be so much. Alleged ghost sightings and related supernatural occurances have been reported across the entire Tri-State area. The Ghostbusters commentary and "Making Ghostbusters" explain this was a deleted scene recycled into a dream sequence. Venkman, get a sample of this. I'll take Miss Barrett back to her apartment and check her out. I'm a scientist. Doctor Venkman. At the same time, Venkman uses humour to bring levity to a situation that is deathly serious by using his different skills to take control of whats happening. All right, all right, all right! They all look as pleased as punch as Venkman hands the Father a bill. Their MOTHER and FATHER, rush in to find the children cowering against the wall. Hotel Manager: Can't you do something about it. All right! Finally, the Ghostbusters get an actual call to bust some ghosts. Has it happened before? Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: [snaps his finger] Dr. Egon Spengler: Rather than making an aerial passage uptown, the ghosts descend into an all but deserted subway station. [gasps] Something I loved from my childhood. Dr. Raymond Stantz: What happened? [gets off the elevator and Louis comes out of his apartment]. You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays. It's true, your honor. Sorry, this isn't your lucky day. You gonna answer that? Venkman is critical and sarcastic about the encounter, Stantz is ecstatic about it, and Spengler lets them know that the trip brought with it useful scientific data. Dr Ray Stantz: Okay, who brought the dog? Winston Zeddemore: [as Dana puts strings on her cello, Ray is being interviewed by Joe Frankin on television]. I've seen TV, I know you can't come in here without a warrant or writ or something! What sign are you waiting for? There's something very important I forgot to tell you. Dr. Peter Venkman: I'll give you a call! Well, now it's my turn, wiseass. He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble! The Hotel Manager comes running up behind them]. Dr Ray Stantz: Here is the story structure for theGhostbusters screenplay: Dr. Peter Venkman, Dr. Ray Stantz, and Dr. Egon Spengler work for a university. You've never been out of college! That's strange, I didn't realize I'd left it on. They expect results., Dont cross the beams./ Cross the beams., Thats a big Twinkie./ Tell him about the Twinkie.. [steps in front of Peck] May I *please* see the storage facility, Mr. Venkman? Because I'm curious. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. Ray, the sponges migrated about a foot-and-a-half. Walter Peck: The door swings both ways, we could reverse the polarity flow through the gate. I wanna know more about what you do here! Dean Yeager: Rafael Abreu received his B.A. Dr. Peter Venkman: The Keymaster] [picking up his radio and speaking slowly] NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY -- DAY The sun shines brightly on the classic facade of the main library at Fifth Avenue and 42nd Street. Janine Melnitz: I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you, Egon. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Winston Zeddemore: [a pretty lady goes by. [Desperate] Dr. Raymond Stantz: He's an ugly little spud, isn't he? Write and collaborate on your scripts FREE. It was never, ever this bad, though! Joe Franklin: [Inspecting Dana's refrigerator for paranormal activity]. Einstein did his best stuff when he was working as a patent clerk! "Going out of business. It's OK; the table broke the fall. When can we move in? My friend, don't be a jerk! Welcome to Teesstar.com, some of our products are recommended for you. Dr. Peter Venkman: You said crossing the streams was bad! Dana Barrett: That's great! Suddenly the doorbell rings]. When we put the script into StudioBinders screenwriting software, we can see these lines in action. Type something, will you? Dr. Raymond Stantz: [as he, Peter and Egon leave the hotel, Ray calls out to the witnesses]. levels of organization in a coral reef overnight stocker wegmans pay.

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